I Take it All Back

The other day I wrote a post talking about my amazing and wonderful my friends. Well it seems I need to take that back. Well at least for two of my so called friends.

Last week we had a conference at our work I had brought my little notebook to talk notes. OK I really brought it write a few blog posts in case the speakers were boring, luckily they were not boring. But since we were hosting the conference periodically we had to step out to handle one thing or another. At one point I had to leave to print off some things and it took much longer than I planned due to a printer problem but once I returned I found one of my "friends" had write in my notebook.

I am pretty sure I know which friend is behind this letter and I am also sure the other friend was complicite in the scheme

Dear Diary,

I just realized that

I am very weird.

Dear voices in me head

please shut up.

I have been bad, need to

ask The BF for a spanking

when I get home.

I really yearn to

reproduce. I wonder

if I'm ovulating. I 

will check my app.

The next book club 

pick will be "what to 

expect when you're

expecting." I hope

everyone likes it.

This is what my friends/coworkers were doing while I was working and fixing things. And I Would never do anything mean to them. I never leave funny/mean posts on their Facebook wall ( I love to run naked in the rain)when they forget to log off. And I never ever tease them about their funny life stories....Oh wait I do all those things.

I cant wait to get my evil revenge *insert evil laughter*