Thursday, November 3, 2011

Behind the Scenes

Sunday I was folding my clothes and it occurred to me 10 years ago the pile of clothes would have looked vastly different. Ten years ago it would be all very trendy with a few classic items mixed in and now it is mostly classic items with a few trendy items but the items of clothing that has seen the most changes is my underwear.

Don't get my wrong I am not wearing granny panties....yet. But if this progression doesn't stop its just a matter of time before I am buying the same underwear grandmas buy.

Once upon a time my bra and panties always watched and they were satin and sexy and often barely there. I was once a walking Victoria Secret Ad and I had different underwear for every occasion. But now they are still cute and colorful but don't often match and I have gone from satin to cotton. Now instead of being barely there they cover what they need to cover.

Why did this happen? Did some change occur in fashion? Or did I change? Please don't tell me I am maturing. I don't want to be grown-up and sensible. I am actually very upset about the whole thing.

In reminds me of a time when I was in college and I was home visiting my family and I of course brought all my laundry to do at moms cause it was free. My Healthy Nut Sister was folding the laundry and holds up one of my bras and says to me "Its to big to be mine and to slutty to be moms so this must be yours."

Why don't I have slutty bras and underwear any more? I feel very sad and a little bad for The BF...if only he had meet me a few years ago. Maybe I should go shopping and surprise him.

Maybe I will just go buy a new pair of boots. He cant really miss what he has never had.

8 comments:

  1. LOL....You are getting old and realizing that the slutty clothes didn't feel comfortable.

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  2. They are to if you dont mind not breathing.

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  3. LOL...I agree with Lydia. Sexy and slutty not as comfortable as granny panties. :)

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  4. Funny! Granny panties are durable. You can't do much in uncomfortable slutty panties, but in granny panties you can save the world. At least that's what I've convinced myself and the husband:)

    Hugs and Mocha,
    Stesha

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  5. I'm not wearing granny panties yet but I'm guessing its just a matter of time.

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  6. I'm sure there is a certain sexiness that comes from being comfortable in your non matching cotton, free from the stress and discomort of sluting it up. Just keep holding off on the granie panties. For BF's sake :-)

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  7. LOL...The BF doesnt care what I wear under my clothes. He just cares that things come off. ;0 I hope my mom doesnt read that

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