Eating out without the kids!!! |
- Eating Out at someplace meant for adults.
- Watching whatever inappropriate TV show you want any time you want (True Blood).
- Not having to hear things like He hit me and She wont leave me alone.
- Cooking dinner and no one complains about a single thing.
- Nothing gets messed up.
- The toilet seat is never peed on.
- Quiet blissfully quiet.
- Your time is your own and no one else's.
- Sleeping in past 8:00AM
- Walking around naked.
Sorry mom but this list reinforces my decision to stay childless.
Maybe your other kids will give you more grandkids.
What?!?! I can't enjoy these things when my husband is home. I have to wait until I'm TOTALLY alone for the weekend! Ok, I'm feeling like I've been robbed...
ReplyDeleteYou have been so robbed
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