- Me: Honey do you realize that since I have met you I have been in the E.R. twice and broke my wrist.
- The BF: What?
- Me: Remember I cracked my head open on a shelf, my appendix ruptured and now I have broken my wrist.
- The BF: None of that was my fault.
- Me: I know but it has all happened since we started dating.
- The BF: I didn't do anything.
Okay maybe not but its a weird coincident don't you think?
This post took me 20 minutes to type...I'm getting better at one hand typing.