Saturday, June 11, 2011

If Only I Could Than I Probably Would

This last week as I have made my 30 minute commute through the canyon, I have noticed that my minds begins to wonder. Not in the dangerous I am not paying attention on this highly dangerous road kid of way. More like what would I do if no one was around to say that it is socially unacceptable.

If I could I would do the following things:
  1. Say the F**k word.
  2. Eat caramel ice cream topping straight from the jar.
  3. Drink milk from the carton/jug.
  4. Not eat vegetables for a week.
  5. Own jewelry with a skulls on it.
  6. Flip my mom and sisters the finger.
  7. Sing loud and off key when the mood strikes me.
  8. Eat cookies for dinner.
  9. Not do laundry for a month.
  10. Have all naked weekends.
Then I realized that I have done some of those things and I only follow social norms when it suits my purpose. I can do what I want and ususally do. So does anyone know what kind of wine you serve with s'mores?*

Now what would you do?

*Please don't blame my mom she really did try.


  1. Hilarious post! I have no problems doing #1, #2, #7, #8 and I've come really close to #9

  2. I'm with you on several of those (#2, #3, #4, #8) and I laughed out loud at your tiny little addendum! VERY funny post!

  3. This gives me an idea for a post because it's funny and cute :) Thanks!


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