This last week as I have made my 30 minute commute through the canyon, I have noticed that my minds begins to wonder. Not in the dangerous I am not paying attention on this highly dangerous road kid of way. More like what would I do if no one was around to say that it is socially unacceptable.
If I could I would do the following things:
- Say the F**k word.
- Eat caramel ice cream topping straight from the jar.
- Drink milk from the carton/jug.
- Not eat vegetables for a week.
- Own jewelry with a skulls on it.
- Flip my mom and sisters the finger.
- Sing loud and off key when the mood strikes me.
- Eat cookies for dinner.
- Not do laundry for a month.
- Have all naked weekends.
Then I realized that I have done some of those things and I only follow social norms when it suits my purpose. I can do what I want and ususally do. So does anyone know what kind of wine you serve with s'mores?*
*Please don't blame my mom she really did try.
Hilarious post! I have no problems doing #1, #2, #7, #8 and I've come really close to #9
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on several of those (#2, #3, #4, #8) and I laughed out loud at your tiny little addendum! VERY funny post!
ReplyDeleteThis gives me an idea for a post because it's funny and cute :) Thanks!
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