A Girl Named Michael: Taming of the Shrew

This is a text conversation I recently had with my Health Nut sister

Sister: Whats the mans name in taming of the shrew that tames elizabeth taylor?
Me: Richard Burton
Sister: Is that the characters name? I want the characters name
Me: Petruchio...I think thats how u spell it.
Me: Why do you want to know his name and why did you want to know at 620am
Sister: I think its a valid ? at 620....
Me: Nothing is valid at 620 but why did u wnt to know
Sister: It was bugging me...no real reason
Me: At 620am u were bugged because u didnt know the name of a character in Taming of the Shrew? Next time Google it.
Sister: Why? I have you
Me: Thank u I think. Why were you thinking of Taming of the Shrew anyway
Sister: Because its my story
Me: No its not u just think it is. Your story is Much Ado About Nothing
Sister: I dont understand last sentence please compute
Me: U make mountains out of mole hills. Its a very funny play. U should read it
Sister: I should. I am a Shrew I need petruchio
Me: No The Baby sister is a shrew . U r misguided.
Sister: Ya know I just wanted to be elizabeth taylor and u ruined it.
Me: She was married 8 times and died alone
Sister: Slight insight on her part...
Me: Im just saying she was a very sad and tragic lady
Sister: U just added rotten milk to my perfect cocktail
Me: I just believe u deserve much more than a sad life. You deserve a partner to walk through life with in good and bad times
Sister: I need petruchio! A ring leader, a man with a set of balls, a dominus
Me: Nope u dont petruchio he was mean to Katherine...go read the play. He was cruel.
Sister: Maybe I need some cruelty...he wasnt cruel in the movie...I am referring to the movie.
Me: Rewatch it...he was very mean in parts they just made it funny.
Sister: I shouldnt of invited you to my cocktail party.
Me: LOL...I love u. I did say you deserve a better life than Liz Taylor
Sister: Its the concept of petruchio ur literal ass is missing
Me: I want you to strive for more