He Thinks I am Cheating.

Last week (on different days) The BF and I both forgot our phones. And we had very different reactions.

The BF enjoyed his no phone day. In fact The BF and one of my brothers had an enlightening conversation on Facebook. (Have I ever mentioned I have 2 brothers. I don't talk about them often because they are not as fun as my sisters. Ok they are fun but its not a universal fun like my sisters. Its more of an acquired taste).

THE BF

Well today was enlightening. I left my phone at home and it was very nice not to look at it all day. The bad thing was I didn't get to talk to the gf at all is that sad or what

• Brother #1:  If I forget my phone I have to go back for it or I have panic attacks
• The BF:  Not me it's actually kinda nice not having it in my hand.
• Brother #1: Don't know how you do it. If my phone is in another room I swear I hear it ringing. My Nexus completes me
• The BF: Do you get a little tingle when you plug it in.
• Brother #1:  No but if it has been a busy day and she dies before I can lug her in I cry a little
• Mark as spam

  The BF:  Damn thats sad...

Me on the other hand...I was having a nervous break down. I keep using my moms (I was hanging with mom and stepdad) phone for everything. But I don't know anyone's phone number. I couldn't text anyone or really call anyone. And it was a pain to get online. And I was very unhappy.

This brings up an on going dispute between me and The BF....My phone. 

He accuses me of having an affair and calls my phone My BF.

You often hear him saying your other BF is ringing, better go answer them. 

And I am not sure what the big deal is its not like I am on it all the time or stop talking to him in the middle of a conversation to answer a text....Oh wait I do do that.

Maybe I should work on it...I do want to have a healthy relationship.

Of course he will have to put me above his other GF....his truck.

I Think My Boyfriend is Cheating on Me!!!

On the eve of the big move (not really I am still trickling to his house but I do like to be dramatic), I have decided The BF is seeing someone else. Even though we have been exclusive for awhile and we are moving in together the cad is getting his kicks else wear.

Okay maybe it’s not so much that he is cheating as he has returned to his one true love. Which would be cheating, don’t you agree.

I know you are thinking stop being so dramatic....you are such a drama queen.

And my response to that would be “stop listening to my mom and sisters and coworkers and The BF; I am not a drama queen."

I’m pretty sure that if he had to choose between the two of us he would not choose me.

Instead of dumping him and moving on I have decided to live with the situation and suffer through the indignation and whispers of the poor pathetic little woman. Any minute now I will start singing Stand by Your Man when I should be singing These Boots Were Made for Walking.

After all what’s a girl to when her man loves his truck more than he loves her?

I have joked in the past that the first time he said I love you to me we were walking through his garage and I didn’t know if he was talking to me or his truck. And it caused some confusion in our early relationship because he claims he was talking to me and I didn’t respond. I really thought he meant his truck.

My BF Left Me For His Ex-wife

Yes...It’s true on Saturday evening The BF left me for his ex-wife. I was neglected in my time of need. I was desolate and all alone and had control of the TV remote.

So maybe he didn't really leave me.

Maybe he just went with his ex-wife  (my friend) and his kids to go to a Monster Truck Event.

Maybe it was his son's B-day and his son wanted to go to the event

And maybe he asked me if I wanted to go with them and I said HELL NO.

So maybe he asked his ex-wife to go with him and the kids because it was a birthday thing.

Maybe just maybe I am being a bit over dramatic.

And it is very possible that I was OK with him taking the ex-wife to the Monster Truck Event.

Picture BF sent me from Monster truck

Even though the entire time he was gone I didn't get any texts unless I initiated them, and then all I get is a picture and OK response.

And this bizarre spark of possessiveness has nothing to do with the stupid dream I had Thursday night and the text conversation I had with him the next morning about the dream...OK maybe it does have something to do with that dream and conversation.

• Me: Oooohhhh I'm so mad @ u. I had a dream about u & u were not behaving well.
• BF: OK what was u doing?
• Me: Not me u were being bad & I dnt mean naughty bad...i dreamt we were @ ur wedding (not 2 me) & b4 the ceremony you kept trying to get me alone (no idea why i went) so you could make out w/me. I asked why ur getting married 2 her if u wnt 2 b w/me & u said I dnt know why I'm marrying her then u tried 2 kiss me...i tld u i dnt kiss married men & walked off 2 sit in a church pew & wait 4 the ceremony
• BF: Ok that doesnt sound like me at all
• Me: Well thats what you did & i woke up all broken hearted
• BF: it was a dream dear just let it die as one
• Me: I know & there were several things in that dream you would nvr do it just seemed so real
• BF: and if it really happened you would not go to the wedding
• BF: sorry I still love only u
• Me: I love u
• BF: xoxoxo have a good day @ work

And I am not jealous he left me to go with his ex-wife but I was sick and needy and felt momentarily abandoned when he left. Then I got hungry and wanted someone to get me food only no one was there to care for me. And then he didn't text me and normally I wouldn't have cared but I was taking to much cold medicine and was feeling discarded.

 It’s good he doesn’t read my blog!!!